I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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