what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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