we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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