And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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