Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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