Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My brain says no but my pants say off.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
