Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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