Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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