Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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