So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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