So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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