we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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