Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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