Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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