I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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