Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You work out of a Hotel?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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