I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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