Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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