she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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