Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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