I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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