Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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