My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize