No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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