can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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