i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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