Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
