I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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