3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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