If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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