PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
