People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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