He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Randomize
