Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im about as happy as oj after his trial
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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