How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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