Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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