I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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