So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
well you can't waste a boner
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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