I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So vagazzling was a success
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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