Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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