The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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