he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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