i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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