So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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