Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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