Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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