I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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