Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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