Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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