a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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