READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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