I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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