Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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