By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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