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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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