Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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