Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
third nipple confirmed
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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