Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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