what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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