doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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